Chris Homes, LLC realized yesterday it had better make a web page for itself. Too cheap to afford the services of a professional web designer, they volunteered me to be the web person. All I can say in defense of this page's current appearance is, I'm trying. I really am.

Sometimes when I'm editing web pages, I pretend I'm a bulldozer moving large quantities of earth around, and I make lots of rumbling whirring heavy machinery noises.

I update this page frequently. To indicate this fact, I'll show you a picture of one my favorite tools.